{"product_id":"everyday-capabunga-wine-stoppers","title":"Everyday CapaBunga Wine Stoppers","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eInventory Tracking Entry #91-W: Ethanol Preservation Mechanisms - Misplaced Classification\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdministrative Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This item appears to have been incorrectly filed in Supplemental Materials. However, bureaucratic protocol dictates completion of current processing cycle.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOperational Parameters:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWine Oxidation Prevention: 97.2% Efficiency\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReusability Coefficient: Maximum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStorage Optimization: Drawer-Compatible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTechnical Specifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eManufacturer: CapaBunga (Vineyard-Origin Problem Solvers)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTextual Variants: 6 Distinct Messaging Options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunctional Redundancy: Intentional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Messaging Configurations:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Drinks Well With Others\" (Social Compatibility Index)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Me Time\" (Individual Consumption Protocol)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Celebrate\" (Occasion-Neutral Directive)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Cheers\" (Standard Acknowledgment)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Five O'Clock Somewhere\" (Temporal Flexibility Clause)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Live, Laugh, Love\" (Emotional Irrelevance Confirmed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProbability of Wine Preservation Success:\u003c\/strong\u003e 94.8%\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Emotional attachment to wine stoppers remains statistically insignificant.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Myth \u0026 Ink: Worlds of C.A. Smith","offers":[{"title":"Champagne","offer_id":46968362991872,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bold Red","offer_id":46968363024640,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bold Blue","offer_id":46968363057408,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":46968363090176,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive Green","offer_id":46968363122944,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":46968363155712,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full Set","offer_id":46968363188480,"sku":null,"price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/3322\/7008\/files\/everyday-capabunga-wine-stoppers-7950570.jpg?v=1760609513","url":"https:\/\/shopify.worldsofmythandink.com\/products\/everyday-capabunga-wine-stoppers","provider":"Myth \u0026 Ink: Worlds of C.A. Smith","version":"1.0","type":"link"}